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Spiderman

I saw a young mother and her little son at a mall. She was pushing his pram and he was eagerly looking around.

Then the mother noticed something and pointed it to her son:

"Look! A teeny little spider!" she said.

The little boy - maybe three years old - bent forward and watched the little insect with amazement.

"Wow..." he sighed, "Spiderman!"


- Shopper

Try to complain

A new claims handler is writing a negative claims decision to a customer and advices him:

"You can try to make a complaint about the decision..."

- Insurance Lady

And the horse?

A customer calls his insurance company. He has collided with a horse (thankfully, it survived).

The claims handler starts filling in the report:

"Could you give me the car's license plate, please? Thank you... And the horse's?"

- Insurance Lady